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• From: Brian Padgett <bjp5f@virginia.edu>
  Date: Thursday, September 21, 1995.
  Subject: WOW!
   
      Altoids are the basis of all that exists. I always knew that those tiny, seemingly unpowerful little bombs of freshness had some deeper meaning. I have consumed at least 50 boxes in the past year. I have at my former residence a collectio n of 23 Altoids boxes: they are not the new boxes as you might expect, but the ever-powerful original boxes, which did not show the silly yet annoying nutritional facts which have been imposed by the many mice of this puny, pathetic world. From now on, m y persuit of freshness will have new meaning, great master Bowser. Thank You!

  [Sages' note: Thanks for getting us started Brian!]

• From: Carl Camden <camdeca@aol.com>
  Date: Thursday, November 23, 1995.
  Subject: Greetings from distant acolytes.

      I have nearly 200 empty Altoid tins that I have refused to throw away. Now I know the reason why. Continue to enlighten us Lord Bowser.

• From: Bonky Boy <ssh.deseigns@bull.mimuw.edu.pl>
  Date: Tuedsady, April 2, 1996.
  Subject: I have been enlightened.

      Oh thank you wise Lord Bowser. Before I was ignorant to the dangers of tampering with other breath mints such as carefree and breath savors. Thank my lord, you have taught me the proper way to freshen my breath. You are my savior.

• From: Jason Showalter <showalt@bright.net>
  Date: Thursday, April 11, 1996
  Subject: cool page.

      My breath has not been fresh!! I see my error. I am sorry and pleed for forgivness from Lord Bowser. I hope that my humble plea will be heard by his greatness.

• From: Josh <Jdolby51@mail.maine.edu>
  Date: Monday, May 06, 1996.
  Subject: ...

      This is very interesting stuff...

• From: Daniel Potts <Pager@bbs.injersey.com>.
  Date: Saturday, September 21, 1996.
  Subject.: Halitilistics Feedback

      Through the wisdom of the Word of Bowser, I have somehow through faith in Altoids, achieved absolute fresh breath. No longer am I subject to the limits of freshness that can be obtainded from the powerful but not perfect mints. Wow this new experience is amazing. Such a new sense of freedom and enlightenment. If it weren't for the Word of Bowser, I would still have stinky breath! Thank you for all you have done for me Lord Bowser!