
I have nearly 200 empty Altoid tins that I have refused to throw away. Now I know the reason why. Continue to enlighten us Lord Bowser.
Oh thank you wise Lord Bowser. Before I was ignorant to the dangers of tampering with other breath mints such as carefree and breath savors. Thank my lord, you have taught me the proper way to freshen my breath. You are my savior.
My breath has not been fresh!! I see my error. I am sorry and pleed for forgivness from Lord Bowser. I hope that my humble plea will be heard by his greatness.
This is very interesting stuff...
Through the wisdom of the Word of Bowser, I have somehow through faith in Altoids, achieved absolute fresh breath. No longer am I subject to the limits of freshness that can be obtainded from the powerful but not perfect mints. Wow this new experience is amazing. Such a new sense of freedom and enlightenment. If it weren't for the Word of Bowser, I would still have stinky breath! Thank you for all you have done for me Lord Bowser!
